Just as everyone sat down to the Thanksgiving table, the turkey jumped up and flew away. We chased it for hours. “Come Here” we called. The turkey flew as fast as it could. Finally, the family gave up and went to BROOKSHIRE’S to buy another turkey. “That will be $57.66″,said the cashier. Why is it so expensive?”asked mom.”Holiday fees”said the cashier.”Thats MUCH better” said mom. We bought the turkey and went home. It cooked and it cooked and cooked. Just as everyone sat down to the Thansgiving table, the turkey jumped up and flew away.”I feel as if this happened before ” said mom.”It must be deja vu” said little Jimmy.”Well back to the store”said dad.”Oh cinnomin sticks” said mom.”Maybe this turkey won’t fly away”said dad.